Mr. Darcy Came to Dinner--a Pride & Prejudice farce

In this humorous re-imagining of Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice, Elizabeth Bennet's pet cat causes an unfortunate accident to befall the haughty Mr. Darcy, forcing the injured gentleman to reluctantly take up residence at Longbourn-- more specifically, in the parlor of Longbourn!
In pain, forbidden to leave by his doctors, Mr. Darcy cannot escape the ridiculous antics of the Bennet clan.
And when Georgiana Darcy, Colonel Fitzwilliam, and Lady Catherine de Bourgh arrive to visit the invalid, chaos, confusion, and hilarity ensue!
Inspired by the classics of comedy, author Jack Caldwell transforms Austen's beloved novel into a tour de force of farce. The Regency will never be the same!
Categories:
Altered events following Jane's illness at Netherfield
Speedy resolutions following Netherfield Ball
Elizabeth discovers truth about Wickham before proposal
Alterations in Mr Collins
Brief humourous retellings
Altered events during novel
Caroline set-downs
Nice or reformed Caroline Bingley
Improved Lydia Bennet
More prominent Mary Bennet
Mr Collins does not inherit Longbourn
More responsible Mr Bennet
Original scenes or dialog recast into new contexts
Altered or no Wickham and Lydia elopement
Darcy interferes with Mr. Collins's pursuit of Elizabeth
Darcy doesn't interfere in/promotes Bingley&Jane's courtship
Animals/birds feature prominently in story
Non-Canonical Relationships:
Colonel Fitzwilliam / Caroline Bingley